Murder Mystery Dinner Cruise

There’s a Murderer on Board…

A fun and interactive dining experience with great entertainment and stunning views – what better way to enjoy an evening out?

Enjoy a cruise along the Thames with a glass of fizz and a three course meal, but it’s not going to be plain sailing! When there is a murderer on board everyone must turn detective to catch the killer.

Immerse yourself into the role and see how good will you be at playing detective and solving the clues? Or sit back and enjoy all that the night has to offer – the choice is yours?

Death on the Maiden Voyage – A 1920s themed experience. Join Captain Bob Upendown for a very special voyage on board the luxury liner SS Loon-A-Sea. Not only is it the Maiden Voyage of this luxury ship but Hollywood Movie Director will be shooting scenes for his amazing new movie The Spaghetti Murders. The evening starts with your VIP attendance at the Welcome Aboard champagne reception. But soon as the anchors are lifted a cabaret artist is murdered. Who could possibly have wanted the start of stage and screen dead? Could it be international playboy Dan Sawnight? Socialite Emma Royds? We need you to turn detective & work out who committed a number of dastardly deeds.

James Bond 007 No Time To Dine – Professor Dusty Relic invites you to join fellow VIP guests for a private view of the most valuable diamond ever discovered. The flawless gem is on it’s way to his permanent home at the British Museum but you get to it before the general public. Security is tight but when it goes ‘missing’ it’s time to call on The Man With The Golden Gun to cast is Golden Eye on who may be the guilty party. Things to from bad to worse when a murder takes place. OO7 needs to solve it before the Goldfinger is pointed at the wrong person. Will there be a death? Surely this is No Time To Dine.

Death on the Maiden Voyage Dates:

• 1st March 2025
• 5th April 2025
• 3rd & 31st May 2025
• 20th Sept 2025
• 18th October 2025
• 15th November 2025

James Bond 007 No Time To Dine Dates: 

• 1st Feb 2025
• 29th March 2025
• 19th April 2025
• 17th May 2025
• 14th June 2025
• 4th Oct 2025
• 1st & 22nd Nov 2025
• 19th October 2024
• 16th November 2024

• We encourage you to dress for the occasion on the Murder Mystery Cruises but it is not essential. Otherwise smart casual attire that is informal and comfortable will be suffice. We would advise against flip-flops, leisurewear and ripped jeans.
• Death on the Maiden Voyage: Get your Glam 1920s attire encouraged (not essential).
• James Bond 007 No Time To Dine: Formal dining attire is appropriate. Feel free to match the glitz and glam with some sparkle too.

Low session Jan, Feb, Mar, Nov, Dec £104  High Season April -Oct £113

Note: Once booked no refunds or exchanges are allowed.